Sunday, November 3, 2013

Ridiculously awesome foot spanglers

Yes by foot spanglers i mean shoes. Crazy ridiculous ingenious pretties


Alexander McQueen. good for: Conversation starter when the aliens finally come, bad for not walking like a human

Vivienne Westwood. Good for: banging in tent pegs if you go camping, bad for hiking when you go camping. I love the shape of these though

Yves Saint Laurent cage heels. Good for looking pretty at a wedding, bad for escaping predators like dinosaurs and clowns

Miu Miu glitter shoes seen on all blogs ever, everywhere. Good for childrens birthday parties, bad for funerals


Vivienne Westwood again, pirate boots= perfect job interview shoe! bad for visiting someone who might be in a straight jacket, magician or mentally disturbed.



McQueen again. Butterflies make everything better. Good for looking perfect at the zoo, bad for swooping season, wearing a bird's lunch on your feet is highly antagonistic.



Prada fairy collection was actually pretty beautiful, google the other pics if you like what you see. Good for trips to Neverland, bad for tree climbing



Dolce and Gabbana cage heels, these are incredible! Good for; riding carousels bad for walking through muddy puddles


Mai Lamore and at $27,945 they are incredibly affordable, who wouldn't go for them?! Second mortgage? no problems, giving to charity, who cares when you can have arty feet! good for being a terrible human being for spending so much on something so frivolous, bad for charities and your soul



Dsquared2 spine heels, these are brilliant, there are all sorts of knock off ones on eBay, not as much attention to detail on the bones, but the concept is there. 
Good for goths and emos all crying on Tumblr that they don't have these and would kill for them, bad for the creature they slay instead and put under their feet as heels

all pics courtesy of Tumblr
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