Stupid hats

Just like good bad taste, there are good stupid hats and bad stupid hats, here's a nifty little guide

I realise someone probably extorted a huge amount of money from this woman calling it 'fashion' and in exchange for an exorbitant price, your own personal marshmallow cloud to block the view of the very thing you're there to see.

makes sense

Result = Bad Stupid

Just because you wear it with diamonds and MIGHT be related to someone in a royal family somewhere (legitimately, no clue who this is) does not mean you continue to wear a kite after a child has got it stuck in your hair

Result= Bad Stupid

Princess Beatrice! Who can forget this one? It has its own MEMES you guys, that's how much it influenced the collective subconscious. Personally i think the female reproductive system comparison is pretty bang on, it might be a Philip Treacy and therefore 'art' or whatever you want to pass it off as, but come on? I'd rather wear a dildo on my head

Result= BAD BAD Stupid

Giant cocktail stupid hat, don't mind if i do! good for getting shitfaced, bad for diluting cocktails if it starts to rain

Result= GOOD Stupid!

Now this one above is a personal favourite. Proof that fashion is sometimes so freaking dumb, i don't think even Lady Gaga would be caught in this, well 2 years ago maybe.

 This is proof that Barbie has invented a gigantor ray and is keeping it to herself. It hit one of her napkins instead and could be sold for a probably quite neat profit looking at the ostentatious jewellery and the sugar daddy in a top hat in front

Is this in case a dinosaur needs a tampon? I hate when fashionistas are all 'oh you just don't 'get' it' what is there to get? That someone has more money than brains? That's very gettable as evidenced by many things in the fashion world that takes itself way too seriously. 

Result= BAD BAD BAD Stupid

All pics courtesy of Tumblr. If any of the pictures are your Mum or a member of your Royal family, contact me for a takedown

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Ridiculously awesome foot spanglers

Yes by foot spanglers i mean shoes. Crazy ridiculous ingenious pretties

Alexander McQueen. good for: Conversation starter when the aliens finally come, bad for not walking like a human

Vivienne Westwood. Good for: banging in tent pegs if you go camping, bad for hiking when you go camping. I love the shape of these though

Yves Saint Laurent cage heels. Good for looking pretty at a wedding, bad for escaping predators like dinosaurs and clowns

Miu Miu glitter shoes seen on all blogs ever, everywhere. Good for childrens birthday parties, bad for funerals

Vivienne Westwood again, pirate boots= perfect job interview shoe! bad for visiting someone who might be in a straight jacket, magician or mentally disturbed.

McQueen again. Butterflies make everything better. Good for looking perfect at the zoo, bad for swooping season, wearing a bird's lunch on your feet is highly antagonistic.

Prada fairy collection was actually pretty beautiful, google the other pics if you like what you see. Good for trips to Neverland, bad for tree climbing

Dolce and Gabbana cage heels, these are incredible! Good for; riding carousels bad for walking through muddy puddles

Mai Lamore and at $27,945 they are incredibly affordable, who wouldn't go for them?! Second mortgage? no problems, giving to charity, who cares when you can have arty feet! good for being a terrible human being for spending so much on something so frivolous, bad for charities and your soul

Dsquared2 spine heels, these are brilliant, there are all sorts of knock off ones on eBay, not as much attention to detail on the bones, but the concept is there. 

Good for goths and emos all crying on Tumblr that they don't have these and would kill for them, bad for the creature they slay instead and put under their feet as heels

all pics courtesy of Tumblr

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