Unicorn mad

Sretsis unicorn print dress

New York Couture unicorn necklace

How about the Roger Vivier couture unicorn shoes? He designed her majesty's coronation day shoes, imagine seeing Kate Middleton in these, wicked!

Tumblr for pics. Seriously, type in what you are looking for and about a billion pics will pop up

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ABBA

No one dresses like this any more.....

...but wouldn't it be awesome if they did?

(all pics from Tumblr)

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Stupid hats

Just like good bad taste, there are good stupid hats and bad stupid hats, here's a nifty little guide

I realise someone probably extorted a huge amount of money from this woman calling it 'fashion' and in exchange for an exorbitant price, your own personal marshmallow cloud to block the view of the very thing you're there to see.

makes sense

Result = Bad Stupid

Just because you wear it with diamonds and MIGHT be related to someone in a royal family somewhere (legitimately, no clue who this is) does not mean you continue to wear a kite after a child has got it stuck in your hair

Result= Bad Stupid

Princess Beatrice! Who can forget this one? It has its own MEMES you guys, that's how much it influenced the collective subconscious. Personally i think the female reproductive system comparison is pretty bang on, it might be a Philip Treacy and therefore 'art' or whatever you want to pass it off as, but come on? I'd rather wear a dildo on my head

Result= BAD BAD Stupid

Giant cocktail stupid hat, don't mind if i do! good for getting shitfaced, bad for diluting cocktails if it starts to rain

Result= GOOD Stupid!

Now this one above is a personal favourite. Proof that fashion is sometimes so freaking dumb, i don't think even Lady Gaga would be caught in this, well 2 years ago maybe.

 This is proof that Barbie has invented a gigantor ray and is keeping it to herself. It hit one of her napkins instead and could be sold for a probably quite neat profit looking at the ostentatious jewellery and the sugar daddy in a top hat in front

Is this in case a dinosaur needs a tampon? I hate when fashionistas are all 'oh you just don't 'get' it' what is there to get? That someone has more money than brains? That's very gettable as evidenced by many things in the fashion world that takes itself way too seriously. 

Result= BAD BAD BAD Stupid

All pics courtesy of Tumblr. If any of the pictures are your Mum or a member of your Royal family, contact me for a takedown

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Killer outfit combination

Hot Dog hat available here best Fat Friday awareness headgear ever

Melting Sunglasses by Sheefun Chan and Anne-Sofie Back more to see here

Saved this picture off Tumblr, got really depressed that i had no idea where it's from then realised i was sitting in front of the internet and found it here, i love you internet

All these worn together would be an excellent addition to any proper wardrobe, and an excellent conversation started, PLUS, when you ordered a hot dog you could just say "can i grab one of these?" and point to your head!!

All pics with links except last one's original source, got it from Tumblr

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This is Halloween

Little ghost tags with dopey halloween jokes on the back for the cute little trick or treaters!

Bowl full of ghosties

The skull is called Barnabus, he is Bobo's stunt double head

 Halloween playlist blasting out the house, you know, Thriller, Nightmare before Christmas, Somebody's watching me, Monster Mash, way better than cutesy politically correct Christmas tunes

Old Crystal Vodka bottle filled with water and food dye

Eugene (the resin dwelling spider!) taped to the window, homemade ghostie garland, proper vintage decorations found inside a book from an op shop, score!

This book is pretty fun. I hope that anyone who tricked or treated had a delightful time 

and so does Bobo!

Can't wait for next year

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