This may not be a popular stance, but pubes really are the most under appreciated hair.
Think about it, they work hard all day to keep us warm
end up discarded on bathroom floors...
Stuck in the sheets of lovers beds
Whisked into oblivion on trails of hot wax...
Why such pube hate? Why the disdain? Why do we have them if we're not meant to?
When I'm having a bad day, a quick peep at the pubes cheers me up
they're funny buggers
Enjoy the poem!